Do the numbers, do the numbers you say After you spin, twirl and wiggle along the corridor While I fill up your bath Craig Revel Hall you shout 4 I reply Oh no! you gasp Shirley Something you say A ten from Shirley, never too early I reply Yes! You shriek, a smile as wide as your ears Mokski you say 9 Yessssssss Anton Du Wotsit you announce 7 I say Nooo mum say 8 8 I say Whoopie! Good old Anton you shout And you run along the corridor into my arms Grinning from ear to ear Do it again, do it again you demand But this time I want 40! And so it goes on Until the bath is full And then it’s my turn And Craig gives me a 1 And you fall about laughing And you can’t believe Craig would do that Even though you’re being Craig And so it goes on And on And on And on And on.