Are you Miss, Mrs or other? Kev at the garage asks No I’m a mother I think to myself Just do the MOT Kev, what does it matter. But if you really want to know then I’m a solo mum Who didn't find the one I was determined not to give up And just sit on my bum So I went to a clinic They gave me a cup of tea They showed me a list of donors Suitable for me Quite a different scenario From what I thought it would be A choice I made 4 years ago Is that the information you really want to know? So no Kev As nice and kind as you seem I’m not a Miss or Mrs or a flavoured ice cream I’m a person with a name just like you I know you’re just doing what you’re told to do But I’m only here to get our campervan fixed I didn’t expect an internal dialogue thrown into the mix.