Have you done a poo yet Mummy? You ask loudly as we eat our Saturday morning croissants At the outside cafe near the park A small and busy cafe With just a few tables A queue beginning to form outside Your voice loud Loud and excited on a Saturday morning. I could lie or I could say it as it is I’ve never been very good at lying Yes I say Did you? Not yet you say And so the weekend begins With everyone around us up to date With the movements of the day so far.