(Written at the start of lockdown before daytime naps stopped)
The clock is set The time begins Now that you’re asleep Ticking down the minutes Until you wake again There’s many things to do Clean the dirtiest part of The house That’s the most noticeable Cook the next meal Plan what to do when you wake And think of what tomorrow Might bring Look up what epoxy resin is Start making a bug hotel So it looks exciting enough For you to help Do some work Finish writing a children’s book Keep in touch with friends And family Order something from Amazon which, At the time, Seems impossible To live without Remember to drink water Sit for 10 minutes I see the time I hear your noise The countdown theme tune Starts in my head With Carol Vordermon and Richard Whiteley Singing loudly in my ears And nap time is finished Once more Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da Boom.