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I haven’t written on here for a while but I’m still here. It’s been the summer holidays so there’s been no time to spare but I will be back as routine edges its way back to something resembling normal.

Camping in Dartmoor On a rainy August morning Walking back from the toilet block Mummy why does it say Long Monkey? I nearly didn’t respond As your imagination is wild But luckily I look up We read it again And we laughed

“I’m just holding my vulva” You laugh recklessly As we walk along the pavement And swiftly through our front door Filling the room Floor to ceiling With loudness “I’ve been learning about what’s in my Pants Today” You Say “I haven’t got a willy mummy But if I had I’d swing it”.