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You shout out my name The volume makes my ears ring Unable to think. You shout it again This time louder and with force “I’m doing a wee” I shout down the stairs “I just need a wee, hang on” You shout out my name Again And Again And Again It sounds like you’re readyContinue reading “All I need is a wee”

No-one really mentioned patience Before you came along It wasn’t top 3 of people’s top tips They seemed to miss out that one. Why oh why I wonder When patience is what I’m always after Patience not just from anyone But patience from a f***ing Saint. Brushing teeth is fatal A place where my patienceContinue reading “Patience Of A F***ing Saint”

“I want a Daddy” you shout at the top of your voice The tidy looking woman next to us pretends not to hear Sipping her double latte wishing she’d not sat so near How you gonna deal with that one She must be wondering I’ll show you I think to myself “Why don’t I haveContinue reading “Working It Out”